Well, one more year and I can start getting senior discounts. I doubt the difference is worth what you truly have to do to earn them.

I can’t remember now who said it (I have a vague recollection that it was a baseball player…?), but there’s a quote that goes something like, “How old would you be if you didn’t know how old you are?” I’d say my knees would answer, 80, and my mind would answer, 14.